May 23, 2019

Durly hired

Dustin Durly was named the 39th editor in Hey Jerk history Thursday morning.
















Durly, the son of Dwayne Durly, grandson of Helmet, granddaughter of Felicia, neighbor of Greg Jensen, great-great grandson of Darren Sr., produce salesman from 1978-1991 at Paymorenow Grocers in his hometown of Klank County, son of Ulysses Crugg, aunt to Bethany and Jeannete Durly, map of Colorado side of Route 11 salesman to Iris Leech, teammate of defenseman Brian Leetch, Henry Blub impersonator, father of Mitch Durly, uncle to Benjamin, Nadine, Raj, Clifford Jr. and Francine, pediatrician to the Gluber Sisters, great-aunt to Beatrice and Lyle Durly, district attorney during the trial of Mitchell "The Shoelace Napper" Durly (June, 2009), brother-in-law to houseplant 5, and editor-in-chief at Time magazine (1948-present), Durly's main project will be the construction of the Capolo Street Bridge.

Durly's hamster, Bruce, was unfortunately eaten late Wednesday.

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