First Yoblian lands on Earth

What is believed to be the first Yoblian from the planet Kittenear (Panda galaxy 7) arrived at the headquarters building Wednesday afternoon, causing a panic/impromptu grass-eating contest.

The creature, whose already stated he prefers to be addressed as Lenny Bergeron Jr. and likes other people's ham sandwiches, said several thousand other Yoblians will be arriving over the next few months.

"Several thousand other Yoblians will be arriving over the next few months," said Bergeron through his interpreter, rubber band.

Bergeron was full of surprises as he not only produced a signed photograph of former professional basketball player Derek Harper, but also recited the English alphabet with a mouthful of fettuccine noodles.