"He committed crimes against the people, against the city, and murdered 'Lil Timmy Quimm."
- A representative for Staff Dictator Aurelio Pock, name unknown
Hu (Incarcerated)
Staff Dictator Aurelio Pock
Upon his capture, Hu vowed revenge on what he referred to as "The Evil Pock Conglomerate (EPC)."
No details could be obtained as to why he referred to the Pock's as evil before Hu was beaten over the head with a dead mule carcass and dragged to cell block D to begin his lengthy stay at HJP.
News from "inside sources" indicates that Pock has set up camp on the 49th floor of The Fonchonski Building, and has delegated the 97th floor, once famous for its beautiful spectator views over Rainbow Mountain, as "the death chamber."
More details to come.
- Staff Moron Bob Feathers
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