January 28, 2015

Ainsworth '15

Ayshin Ainsworth, longtime Werner "supporter", has decided to "take the case" and represent "Wally Werner" in his upcoming kidnapping/off-Broadway debut.

The Ainsworth and Werner families go all the way back to the mid-2000s when N'Harvey & Claire-Poe Ainsworth founded the Werner Foundation, which was then dedicated to bringing Werners and Werner-related mashed potato sculptures to the United States inside the tube socks of Vince Vinachenzio.

The foundation was "re-branded" as C.C.A.R.P. (Corn on the Cob Association for Retired Persons) in March, 2013, and since has reunited over 25 sunflower seed shells with their sunflower seeds.

Ainsworth's lawyer, Vanderells Kwon, released a statement:

"This is the statement that we have released," said Kwon.

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