Hey Jerk Flamingos Bios: P.C. Calhoun - PF - #2

In an ongoing effort to familiarize our fans with their favorite Flamingo players, we introduce to you P.C. Calhoun, starting Power Forward.

Calhoun

Calhoun Bio

Name: Pepper Chicken Alouicious Calhoun VI
DOB: 1-13-44
Height: 5'3"
Weight: N/A
Partner: Happy Family Johnson (Married 1986, children Ron, 7, and Bert, 4)
Comments: Drafted 19th overall out of Pepperdine. Averaged 24 and 10 as a rookie. Since has averaged 0.8 PPG and 0.0 RPG. Once ate opposing center (Len Faldwell) whole and continued on to finish game.



P.C. Calhoun has given his best efforts to our organization, and for that we thank him and have scheduled his assassination tomorrow evening at HQ at 7 pm. Tickets are available to the public for $130 and can be purchased through HeyJerkAssassinations.Ticketing.Com.

- Assassination Man Ron Ronson