Raj Pookamoffin Found

Raj Pookamoffin, affectionately known as Reid Turner, has been located in a sewer outside Hey Jerk Headquarters, where he apparently had been shacked up since the nuclear fallout of the late 1760's.

Raj

Upon his discovery, Pookamoffin relieved himself on Investigator Roj Peekamiffin's pleated work pants and sang the University of Southern Montana fight song. He resisted arrest, but was ultimately subdued by 4 cheetahs and an antelope named Ted (no relation.)

On his way to he SWAT van, Pookamuffin, believed to be the once elusive "Chocolate Eclair Killer," screamed obscenities and claimed to be having visions of retired Cletus Fimply #8 Portland Trailblazers jerseys.

If you have any information on the whereabouts of Raj Pookamoffin, please contact local police immediately.

RIP Raj Pookamoffin.

- Staff Monkey Dom Monkeymaster