Vomphy
Name: Voomf Clarence-Theodore Roskowitz-Vomphy Jr.
DOB: 1-8-31
Ethnicity: N/A
Hole in head: Yes
Eyes: 4
Partner: Alan Vomphy (Deceased); Hector the Mule (Present)
Comments: Dislikes Bob Feathers, once murdered a chipmunk (Ralphie Jr.) in order to win a bet for 4 cheetos; Placed 14th in Ostrich Hurdling competition - 1936 Olympic Games - won gold for Croatia
Vomphy was found in the southern part of Africa, living under the assumed name of Berwood Forris. He was peddling signed photos of himself in the buff to blind children to make ends meet. Vomphy will be taken to HQ for questioning regarding the 1988 assassination attempt on Fat Neck Glenn.
Note to staff: Please do not make eye contact with the suspect; he is known to become enraged and nude when he suspects anyone looking at him directly.
- Staff Mule Rhinoceros Jensen
**UPDATE**
Voomf Vomphy is dead.
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