On Zinn:
"He's got the potential to be something special. You don't average almost 40 points a game over a 34-year span in Zengal without having some talent. We're going to put him at the 5 and see what he can do. But first, he has to finish that roast beef sandwich."
Zinn (Photo courtesy of the ZBL, 1999)
On the back court situation:
"Right now we're going to go with the guys we've got. Spinny McNichols and Easterbasket Gintley had their moments last season and they also struggled at times, but we're confident in those two. Our depth is a bit of an issue right now because we can't seem to locate D'Shawnshay Laddimore. He was here a minute ago."
On his first month as a head coach:
"It's been a huge learning experience, but an exciting time for me and my family. Of muskrats."
On the league switching to the Giganticball:
"I think it took some getting used to, because it's so gigantic. Peechon Bradley was working out with the other forwards and caught a pass first day of practice and it nearly killed him. Of course, he is only about a foot and a half tall and weighs 15 or so pounds."
On his acquittal in November's grand theft wheat bread trials:
"I had a wheat bread problem in the 1980s and I'm now 23 years Zober. I didn't steal any wheat bread in October, and it feels great to be vindicated. And that post-trial bowl of Grandma Mayes's Chicken Soup? It tasted like freedom. And grandma feet."
On his prediction for the 2013-2014 season:
"It's tough to make predictions because there are so many things that go on over the course of a season: guys make shots, they miss shots, they get shot. 219 games is a long season, so we're going to take it one second at a time. Except for 15 seconds on May 12th, we're skipping those seconds."
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