Open Position: Paper Handler Intern

The Jerk is seeking a Paper Handler Intern to join an already vibrant team at its company headquarters. If you enjoy looking at paper, separating Post-It notes and standing near printers, then this may be the position for you!

Requirements:

-          experience handling paper

-          ability to hand sheets and stacks (up to ten individual sheets) of paper to others

-          basic paper folding and crumpling skills

-          familiarity with various types of paper - tissue, office and cardboard

-          proven experience making marks on paper with a writing utensil (pen or pencil preferred)

-          ability to lift up to 0.5 lbs of paper products using no more than two hands

-          glue

Compensation:

The Jerk offers competitive compensation for the Paper Handler Intern position. We are willing to go as high as one sliced pineapple (stem included) per annum for the right candidate. While full benefits are not included, we do have an excellent in-office dermatologist available for consults between the hours of 10:32 - 10:47 AM in the janitor's closet.

Contact:

Like what you've read? Please contact HR director J.P. Poppadopalis (include your resume and the resume of a past pet snail) prior to 2015 at j.popp@thejerkhr.com.