Last Tuesday at 7:52 AM, the yellow Colonel Mustard piece from the headquarters' Clue board game was declared missing.
The piece was last seen in the possession of Mrooble Fonchonski as he moved it to the board's "Conservatory" room.
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| Clue Conservatory room where item was last seen |
"I can't imagine where it could be. The whole atmosphere around here has changed since we lost that Colonel Mustard piece," said distressed employee Nope Bradley. "It's like... you just don't know who you can trust anymore."
"I don't understand why someone would take THAT piece," Adande Sanchules was rumored saying. "Especially when the Mr. Green piece was right next to it!"
A reward of $752 is offered for the timely return of the item. Please contact The Jerk headquarters via telegram or morse code should you have any information on the disappearance.
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