Missing: pencil

A pencil has gone missing, according to the writing utensil's owner, Larry Thehippo.

The pencil was last seen wearing a yellow #2 jersey and was "chewed on somewhat" (Julio Herald, May 1).

He had just recently gotten some of his red hair cut.

If you have any information as to the whereabouts of the pencil, please contact either Thehippo at william.petunia@gmail.com or Hey Jerk intern Danny Badinski on line 7.