Homorace Humbb Hired

In shocking Hey Jerk news, a hire has been made. Dr. Homorace (huh-MORE-iss) Humbb has been hired on as Staff Doctor, a position long vacant for fiscal reasons.

Humbb

Dr. Humbb, formerly Bart Feekus, will start immediately and be located in the Corner Office (tm) on the 415th floor east ballroom south-western side.

Humbb had no comment but immediately relieved Gregory Phui of his life.

- Wob Wobbins