The Hey Jerk Exterminators, created by the masses, for the masses, have officially been opened for business. Lead by former Horace Chet Winkle, the Exterminators will take care of anything or anyone you may need exterminated. Chet "The Claw" Winkle once knew a man named Harold, and lets just say Harold is no longer of this Earth.
Winkle
Winkle will lead the Extermination Crew, joined by Hector Valdez and Fwui Wwompa (mule).
Rates:
Barry(s): $10/per, $50 for 3
Larry(s): N/A
Harry(s): $1010/per, $14 large for 23
Harold(s): $.14
Oscar Rainbow: included with purchase
For other rates, please contact willliam.petunia@gmail.com.
- Staff fart Viktor Sheng
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