Captain Bo Shmenga, and his Shmenga Tech AirWhales, Issue Challenge

Bofonga (Bo) Dondaldafalus Shmenga, coach of the world renowned Shmenga Tech (ST) AirWhales basketball squadron, has issued a challenged to HJ University Coach Lee Woogums.

Shmenga

"I hereby challenge Coach Woogums and his Hey Jerk Elephantmen basketball squad to a matchup for the millenium. Winning squadron takes remains of losing squadron as prize."

Shmenga, while best known for his unorthodox coaching practices (eliminates starting center at beginning of opening game each season, offers up as sacrifices to Lord Hippo, as well as flinging fecal at point guards), is also a widely respected humanitarian who once ate a rhinoceros whole in his efforts to eliminate walrus matriculation.

Coach Woogums responded "in the positive," and offered up his lineup in return to the challenge.

Elephantmen 2012

PG - Lil'Stinky P'Poo
SG - L'Kork Asheermon
SF - Bengal Bly (eaten)
PF - Rory Pockovitz
C - N/A

Bench - La Skippia Montagna-Riso, Pat Zyn Jr., Rectum Charles, Fafaa Foofahfahfeefahfoofahfeefah'o'e'o III

Date, time and location will be released in a subsequent post. Please stay tuned. 

- Hector Ballvich-Wagawoo