Longtime celery circus trainer and recent inductee into the Wichita State University Hall of Fame, Wade Blong, was hired as the Jerk's new Paul Apologist Wednesday morning. Blong, who ate a bar stool to try and get into the army but was unsuccessful (June, 1983), will be apologizing for all mistakes made by Pauls on staff.
Blong immediately got to work, apologizing for staff chef Paul Pinkly's undercooked chicken piccata, work not yet completed on Paul Road in downtown Clubb, and for the Paul Brewster's behavior on his date with Marianne Larsen (December 20, 2012).
Blong's apologizing schedule for the rest of 2012 is as follows:
December 28: long line at Paul National Bank
December 29: sold out matinee at the off-Ernieway play, Too Many Pauls
December 31: Paul Yannavitz throwing up on your shoes at new years eve party
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