Upon hearing of the hire, Swineface "Shit" Rainbow was thrilled. He promises to "stink up the place" as well as bring an end to all pro-Larry sentiment around HQ.
"We've all gone too soft these days around The Jerk. Larry's have become acceptable, and in some cases, even preferred. We need to get back to our roots, to what got us here - a strict anti-Larry platform with a clean slate for a better America in 2019."
Rainbow brought his pet beluga whale, Simon, along with him for the 18 hour flight to HQ. He will be seated in the 415th floor water closet where he will be confined via steel locking mechanisms and under 24-7 surveillance.
- Staff Rainbow man Oscar Rainbox
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