Letter to softball team, part 1

Team:

with the help of American "war" hero Irvin Ribinawitz, we've gotten clearance to have an opening day parade before our first game Monday.

There will be sparklers, miniature American flags, miniature Danish flags, drawings of other country's flags glued to miniature flags, and a team potato to be passed around and autographed for the family of Little Pete (1927-2012).

If you could, please arrive early so we can start the honey mustard dunk tank semi finals on time.


Thank you for your time and effort during this difficult phase of my life,
Oscar R.