July 2, 2012

Rainbow Mistaken for Gene Keady

Oscar Rainbow has been mistaken for Gene Keady.

Keady/Rainbow























Durf Wenkle was passing by HQ on his morning jog when he began screaming "Mr. Keady, Mr. Keady! Is that you?" Soon after, puzzled, Mr. Rainbow approached Wenkle, threatening to eat him. Wenkle became enraged. "You'll pay for this, Gene. I've loved you my entire life and this is how you repay me? You haven't heard the last of Durfenshire Wenkle!" With that, Dr. Wenkle ran into the woods.

Oscar Rainbow has been taken to the Aunt Estelle Home For The Clinically Keady and is being evaluated by doctors on hand. It has not yet been determined if Rainbow must be put down or can continue to be a part of society.

Updates to come.

- Staff Keady Man Wilbur Hogshine

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