June 7, 2012

Bobby Babooch Brought Back






















Stunning news from Hey Jerk's Cleveland office as Bobby "Boo Boo" Babooch has been re-hired. Normally a staff member who is caught eating fiber glass insulation is terminated permanently and his socks are confiscated, but Babooch will take over Trevor/Veronica prevention from the recently-deceased Marty Mollow.

Babooch's famous portrayal of Earl Fontana in the 1992 film You Can't Take That Napkin Dispenser With You won him a *Capolo, though he did lose both arms during filming.

"It's the price you pay if you want to portray a guy who frequently went into business with crocodiles," Babooch said at the time of the arm removal, though he has since changed his opinion.

"I have since changed my opinion," Babooch said a minute ago.

In other news, the search for the missing pants pocket has ended. It was on Helen Kinder's pants.




* "The Capolo" and the Capolo! board game: Copyright Capolo Henderson, 2012.

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