Warren Savootchky Finds Deceased Mule Outside HQ, Changes Name to Horatio

Warren Savootchky has always been known for his kindness, his empathy, and his odor. He has not showered since the incident in Autumn of 1947 (Peacock-Williams vs. The State Of Utah).

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Since then, however, he has devoted his life to located and cremating the remains of lost deceased mules. To this day, after 60+ years of work, he has located 1 (one) mule in the state of passed on-edness, and that was today. Today, Warren located little Rolf Muleson, a mule that was lost to the plague in the summer months of 1844. Several surrounding antelopes were stunned by the discovery, having lived on the lands outside of Jerk HQ for decades on end.

Local antelope and armadillo murderer Stoff Fenchman commented "Long Live Derwood Q. Morris IV."

Warren, who has now found fame and fortune, consumed the remains of little Rolf and changed his name to Horation "To quell the uprisings."

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