April 26, 2012

Waldo Shermania Passes

12:03 p.m. GST - Waldo Shermania has reportedly been swallowed whole by a mountain lion, according to some tree sap with knowledge of the situation. It's the third time since 2001 that a Shermania has been eaten by a mountain lion as Wayne Shermania passed in December, 2001 and little Peebo Shermania was sacrificed during the Festival of Too Many Shermanias in August, 2008.

A funeral for Waldo was scheduled for Saturday, but was quickly canceled due to lack of Horaces.

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