"Ploopified" Release Date Announced

Ernie "Tractor Hump" Ploop has finally announced the release date for his upcoming autobiography, "Ploopified."

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Ploop released the following statement through his interpreter, Benny Wu:

"The book is set to be released August 15th, 2022. We will charge an initial fee of 47 dollars, plus a monthly handling fee of 52 dollars for the remainder of your life. We are pleased with how the book is coming along, and plan to have well over 15 pages by the time it is complete. Until then, hold your breath. Literally, hold your breath, because I have gas."

"Ploopified" has promised to deliver several previously classified facts about Ploop's life, including the rumored pilgrimage to Jupiter, the supposed horse fornication incident of '58 (now confirmed), and the New England ostrich murders of the late 1980's.

The Jerk will have continued coverage of "Ploopified" as more information is released by the Ploop camp.

- Staff Ploop Man Warren Lump