The Hey Jerk Wendells, members of the United Association of Basketball Playing People (UABPP), have conducted their first practice. Lets meet the team!
Starting Lineup
C - Wendell - 8'9", once grabbed 403 rebounds in the first quarter of a loss to Quebec.
PF - Wendell - 6'7", scored 3 pts in todays practice (unofficial).
SF - Wendell - 6'5", refuses to wear team shorts, plays in tube sock.
SG - Wendell - 4'1", lives by the slogan "Got Wendell?"
PG - Wendell - 2'7", dished 3 assists in late night "Wendellmania" matchup last season vs. Portland
Bench
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Coach
Wendell - 14 days coaching experience. Previously served cashews at a pig ranch in Utah. Earned "15 Minutes of Fame" in early 1990's Gustafson explosion.
The Wendells open up their season at Wendell Arena on March 10th at 7PM vs the Washington Poo. Updates exclusively here at The Jerk!
- Staff Wendell Man Wendell
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