February 6, 2012

Sheridan Suffers Demise Moments After a Title

***BREAKING***

The Detriot Tigers, playing for a city that was near demolition, brought home a title yesterday. The town has now been given "a new life," at least until March, 2012.

Detroit wins

(Pictured: Pat Sheridan being throw into air moments after the final victory of his life)

While popping a bottle of champagne open in the locker room after the title was won, Pat Sheridan began to scream.

"We did it g......."

That was as far as he got. In the middle of the word "guys," Trevor the rhino waltzed in and ate Dr. Sheridan, ending his existence.

A title was won, but at what cost?

Sheridan (Eaten)



- Staff RBI Baseball man Travanjolicious Fwemp

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