A conversation about Woggs

[Phone call: February 16, 12:21 a.m.]


Nakeem Bly: It's about time you recognized Brenton Wogg.

Mik Crupples: Who is Brenton Wogg?

NB: Esteemed member of the Wogg family. It's time they were accounted for.

MC: Accounted for what?

NB: Their mashed potato sculptures.

MC: Those were eaten. Anyway, the Woggs are a popular family in Honduras?

NB: You took notes in Wogg 101, didn't you?

MC: No, I read your t-shirt.

NB: Listen, Percy Wogg is going to enter this election as a Capoloitian, and we'd like the support of you and your clan of oysters.

MC: I think we both know this phone conversation has come to an end.

NB: Hang on, one more thing.

MC: Yes?

NB: Could you come over to my grandmother's place and clean up her back porch. We need to finally sweep away all of those dead ants.

[Call disconnected]