Murton Gallego "Onboard"

Murton Gallego, former Mr. Australia and pumpkin historian, has been brought on to take the coveted role of Staff dinky masseuse.

Gallego



Gallego brings with him days of experience, along with his partner Salvatore. Sal and Murton have lived happily together in Greg Winston's shoe since 1983. Please join us in welcoming old Murty to our crew.

- Staff reporter Donkey Face Nelson

**Update**

Gallego was found dead waiting on the doorstep to HQ this morning. He is no longer with us.

Gallego (Dead)