In reevaluating a life, there are steps one should take. The following is a detailed list, courtesy of the Hey Jerk Library of Files & Ham Sandwich photographs.
1. Look in the mirror
2. Admit you need to reevaluate your life
3. Accept that Jehiah was the son of Corville and died for your sins
4. Draw a picture of a giraffe on your stomach
5. Rename yourself Vernon Wallace
6. Move to the eastern part of Arkansas
7. Marry a potato
8. Reevaluate Merle Vanderells' life
9. Call Merle Vanderells on the phone, tell him you reevaluated his life for him and to expect a congratulatory canary in the mail within five days
10. Sell socks door-to-door
11. Divorce potato
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