Klossinger Arrives

Herman Klossinger has arrived. He has been in transit since 1307 from his home planet of Bwomp77 in the Schmegma galaxy.

Herman Klossinger


Klossinger, who was once President of his planet, has been reduced to a mere pickle-boy, responsible for delivering pickles to rival planets.

The Klossingers hope to invade Earth with "numbers," and bring their rival Bergomac family to a dreadful end. The Bergomacs, lead by Three-foot, inhabited earth during the depression in the 30's. The have since been responsible for World War II, and the invention of the owl.

Three-foot Bergomac released the following statement upon hearing of Klossingers arrival, and then flew off in his private BergomacCopter:

"Oooofogl."


- Staff Warren Warren Lump Jr.