Horace Meglock: Biography Release Party Announcement

Horace Meglock, former Staff Aquarium and well-liked astronaut, is being honored posthumously through a biography written by Gerrit Oberman. As most of you know, Dr. Meglock was lost to us after being kidnapped and forced to live in one Oscar Rainbow's basement while he was on a vacation to Indiana with his family, the Meglocks.

Meglock (Deceased)


An excerpt from the biography can be found below.

"Horace was a silly man, constantly trying to entertain. His sense of humor ran out, however, when the horrible Mr. Rainbow felt that the basement had become too cold. Citing research he had done, Rainbow claimed that Horace Meglock was a solid alternative to kindling wood, and threw Mr. Meglock into his furnace. Meglock's family watched with popcorn in hand as Horace slowly but surely perished and headed towards the next phase. " - Chapter 3, Page 67

The book is being released this Friday, and will be available for sale at all local Hey Jerk convenience stores for €49 (49 pounds). Please join us in restroom 4c for the celebration Thursday at 9 PM.

- Staff Novelist Warren Lump