October 14, 2011

Zecko Hired



Claude Zecko
Staff Claude

Previous work experience: none
Military history: fought in the Many Zeckos War, wounded by sandpaper (January, 1962)
Favorite professional basketball player: Derrick "Moonshuffle" Nakeel
Family history: married an easter egg (April, 2001), divorced (June, 2001)

Favorite books:

1. "The Smells I Smell" by Boris Yumchee
2. "Famous Grass Clump Fights" Ed. Mick Standridge
3. "I'm OK, You Have an Odor Problem" by Deloris Leonard

Life goals: "eggplant-related" - Bernice McNicholson


Referral: Queh Employment Search Group, copyright 2011

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Zecko wont last. Guy has peanutbutter underwear.