October 15, 2011

New Lump Falls Down, Gets Up



7:52 p.m. GST - Elias Lump fell down, and a few seconds later got up and walked over there, according to an area underneath a couch with corn chip crumbs of the situation. It's the sixth such instance of Lump falling and shortly after doing other things since the 44-year old arrived in hamburger sandals Friday morning.

Harry, a potato with Verne Swenson's ears, declined comment.

- Lump correspondent (Northeast) Nettles Chur

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