The suffering of an entire nation is finally over as Jerk management has announced the hiring of Verne Lundquist as Staff Lundquist. Verne, who recently starred in the off-broadway play Me and Verne Lundquist, was selected over hundreds of Lundquists, including Mitch Lundquist and Lundquist The Clown.
Verne will occupy office #210, which recently was the hideout for an army of killer sandpaper. (Source: Sandpaper Times)
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