Thats It: Enough is Enough, Naughton Jr. Fired

Staff Probationary Editor Cal Naughton Jr. has been eliminated, according to a walrus (Gerard) with inside access to Jerk HQ.


Naughton Jr.


Naughton Jr,, best known for doing nothing in his 7 months here at The Jerk as well as his ability to poo the national anthem, will be missed by a few, but not many. One of his supporters, Simfonia Fimchonchko, spoke out after the news broke.

"Naughton was a great man, and a lot of man. He had a head the size of a basketball and knew how to pass wind. The Jerk is making a huge mistake here."

Naughton Jr. had no comments at the time of this release. Stay tuned for further updates here at The Jerk.

- Staff Ashirmin Gary GaHorry