August 23, 2011

Naughton Responds

Cal Naughton Jr. has released the following statement through his publicist, Donald, in response to his firing.

"I, Cal Naughton Jr., want to make it clear that I am leaving my post on my own volition. I make no excuses for the small minded. I joined the company to inspire. I like to take this moment to officially announce my candidacy for Mator of Tortilla Flat Arizona. GOD BLESS AMERICA!"

The Jerk will respond in due time.

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