Staff Handyman Cleveland X. Booby, one of the most hated staff members in Jerk history, has been fired, according to a waffle iron with waffles of the situation.
Booby, who finished an embarrassing 11th in the 1992 ear lobe election, was responsible for the murder of "more than 20 goldfish" (Qwerce Valley Times, May, 1997) and helped defeat longtime Jerk rival the Klinehorsts in the 2009 national Brussel Sprout Fight championship match.
Booby's family-a ketchup bottle named Sal and a photograph of a lawnmower-declined comment.
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