Hey Jerk has announced the hiring of Plop Bechtold of the famous Wayneston Valley Bechtolds. Plop's role at the blog has not yet been defined, but the smart armadillos are on him succeeding Whiskers McElswick as Staff Marc Russo sympathizer.
Other Bechtolds are expected in the coming weeks, including Searcy Bechtold, the self-proclaimed 'King of the Bathroom Sink', and K'Wayzley Bechtold, No. 7 in your programs and No. 19 in Vin Delvecchio's duffel bag.
- Correspondent Lyle Sheetley
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