Ming Starts Foundation

Nelson Ming, a man that previously was not affiliated with The Jerk in any way, has started the Gary Foundation, or just TGF. He released a statement along with a photo of himself for reasons unknown.


Ming


"I believe in the freedom of Garys. Freedom to gary in any way they wish. Freedom from the prosecution that has felled Gary's internationally for years. It is time, in this modern economy, for Gary's to collect on all of the civil rights due them that have not been awarded over the past century. Down with the anti-gary alliance! Up with TGF!!"

While it is not known why Ming decided to form this foundation, it is believed that his domestic partner, Gary Rainbow, is the motive behind the madness.

More to come.

- Correspondent Trent Bibswitch