After the last known Crugg, Poseidon, was wiped off of the earth several months ago, it was believed that the Crugg's were finally extinct. The once prominent Crugg Island was in ruins, and wild antelopes had taken over the land that once housed Rutherford and Grover Crugg.
Yourll Crugg has risen.
"The Crugg Clan has returned - from dust we shall rise to rule this world, to dictate it." - Yourll Crugg
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While Jerk representatives were immediately dispatched to Feathers Field on Crugg Island to discuss a potential staff position with Yourll, they were quickly turned away by the self-proclaimed "second coming." Crugg noted "I want nothing to do with your evil, corporate America pleasing organization. I will spend the rest of my life not only aspiring for world domination, but infliltrating your 'company' from the inside and destroying it."
This was not the response Jerk reps were looking for. While we may have murdered every other Crugg that ever walked the planet and single-handedly extincted the race, we have nothing but respect for the Crugg clan and wish to make amends. So, if you are reading this Yourll - have your representatives reach out to us for an amenible solution.
Long Live Yourll Crugg!
- Trent B.
On a side note, Crugg is expected to release his first memoir, "Cruggs and Bugs - A Life Shared With Cockroaches" in the coming weeks. Expect it to hit shelves sometime in early June, 2011.
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