1-11-11 3:46 AM GST - Mr. Wembly Rainbow of Pine Balls, WI was arrested on several counts, including attempting to bribe a police office with sex and failure to wear pants. In addition, Rainbow attempted to flee the spot of the crime, screaming that he was "just an innocent paper bag trying to have a go at this life." Upon finally being detained, police tackled Mr. Rainbow into a nearby sewer drain, where he proceeded to defecate and urinate on the officers before being subdued via tazer gun.
The trail for Wembly Rainbow will begin tomorrow. Don't expect to see this man in public ever again.
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