Pococcios Strike First, Archibald Brumm Dead

The Brumm/Pococcio War has officially begun, with the Pococcio Clan striking first. Archibald Brumm is dead, swallowed whole by Otis Pococcio, Staff Oyster/Brumm Hater.

Archie Brumm (Dead)


Archibald W. Brumm was a respected member of society, and will be missed by a few. He was swim coach at Fimply High for over 4 decades, training elite athletes such as Elbridge Gary and Popo Qwimm.

While it is not yet known how and where Otis performed the act, it is believed that Brumm was swallowed alive, then perished in Mr. Pococcios innards before being "released" in the 56th floor restroom stall sometime late last evening. His remains are now part of the Qwogg City sewer system.

Expect retaliation from the Brumms, and quickly.

- Staff War Correspondent Wood Chotch