Pinenuts "Hired"

Jammy Pinenuts, longtime reader, has been hired on as Staff Executioner. Pinenuts specializes in executions, particularly via yeti and telephone explosion. He will be expected to "take care of" all staff members accused of anything minute or serious, and disposing or consuming the remains afterwards.

Pinenuts


Pinenuts released the following statement through his interpreter, himself:

"Me kill people, then sometimes eat. Sometimes not."

Please join us in welcoming Dr. Pinenuts to our staff.

- Woody Chotckhe