1:06 p.m. GST. Capolo was arrested inside PetStop Store #78 with a pair of jeans on his head and impersonating a salamander while attempting to trade his left sneaker for a pile of beagle poo, a class K5-felony. Mr. Henderson was irritable and began shouting about needing to take a bird seed bath "before the goldfish took over", according to an eyewitness. Police detained the 38-year old and he remained in protective custody until an Ernietopsy can be performed on an acorn Capolo is accused of murdering during a rampage on the fish tank aisle. Mr. Henderson is also accused of eating more than three pounds of cat litter with intent to vomit.
Bail is set at 11 potato skins.
- Wexford County Police Dept.
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