Fonchonski Hired

In retaliation for the recent Fonchonski slaying, Capolo and his camp immediately hired a new Fonchonski, Vooble. Vooble will take on the role of Staff Odor.

Fonchonski


Vooble Fonchonski, seen here in a staff file photo believed to have been taken sometime in the mid 20's, is half Fonchonski, half spaceship. He believes he will avenge the death of his grandfather Schmooble, while at the same time maintaining integrity in his role as Staff Odor.

More to come.

- Staff Lead Correspondent and Potential Takeover Threat Woody Chotchke