December 10, 2010

Frozengard Eats Staff Member

Chuck Frozengard, longtime loser and Staff Hobo, was spotted in the 47th floor ladies restroom eating an already deceased Sam Scoombie early this morning. While it is unknown why the hobo felt the need to assassinate and eat Mr. Scoombie, Frozengard did mention that he "liked his Scoombie's with spicy mustard."

Scoombie (Dead)


As of 10:19 AM GST this morning, Mr. Frozengard was still in the restroom finishing off Mr. Scoombie's left calf.

- J. Testicalia

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