Plepbo 77 Flies Away, Presumed Deceased

Plepbo 77, hired on as the completely unnecessary Staff Windshield several weeks ago, was seen flying due north from HQ around 3:30 AM. Around 3:42 AM, Plepbo was spotted flying directly into the jet exhaust of an Airtran 757, and was presumed dead.

Plepbo (Dead)

Staff Smung Horace Smung commented on the death:

"Even though we had no idea what Plepbo was, or what his purpose was here, we all enjoyed his company. His green excrement entrails will be missed around HQ - you always knew where Plepbo was or had been."

Look for a new alien to be hired by weeks end.

- Stinky Phopp