November 12, 2010

Finally, Staff Dinkus Hired

Gerald Dinkus, an uncircumsized penis with 20/400 vision, has been hired to take on the role of Staff Dinkus.

Dinkus



After going nearly a year without a Staff Dinkus, it was decided by senior management that the blog could not take the next step towards world domination without a Dinkus on staff.

"I've got a cheese problem, and I tend to stink, but I'm going to bring a new type of odor to this blog. And watch out for me in chess. Don't challenge me."

Please join us in welcoming Gerald to our staff.

- Lead Correspondent Stinky Phopp

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hey I thought this was a family site! Nobody likes a stinky dinkus.