Faalib Hired

Gub Faalib, once imprisoned for over 50 years in a Chinese prison, has been brought on by Staff Hirer Rob Blompton. Faalib has agreed in principle to take on the role of Staff Idiot, while receiving absolutely no compensation from the Jerk.

Faalib

"I've got ova fowty yeahs expewience in the ideeut industree."

Other than making that statement, Faalib quickly retreated to the office playground and is believed to be hiding out inside the enclosed slide.

- Staff Lead Correspondent Stinky Phopp