BREAKING: Rainbow, Feathers Found Fornicating in 7th Floor Janitorial Closet

Breaking news here at The Jerk, as Oscar Rainbow, recently placed in the custody of local homosexual lunatic Bobby Feathers, was found fornicating with Mr. Feathers in the closet on the east side of the 7th floor. Neither man had pants on when found, and Mr. Feathers ran screaming, pantless, to the 12th floor women's restroom - 4th stall.


Rainbow (Gay)




Feathers (Gay)



Rainbow, upon being unglued from the furnace, re-pantsed himself and had the following to say:

"Bobby and I have known each other for over an hour, and we are in love. Through our fornication, a new power at this blog has been conceived. I introduce you all to Cotton Scoomgongy Rainbow-Feathers."

Scoomgongy Rainbow-Feathers


Mr. Scoomgongy Rainbow-Feathers, whose grandfather's name was Ralph Scoomgongy, has been immediately hired on as Staff Infant. Please welcome Rainbow-Feathers to our blog.

As far as Editor Rainbow, he is now out of the closet and fully prepared for war with Xomcheese.

- Beau Fimmons