October 19, 2010

New Pock Hired



The Jerk has announced the hiring of Zez Pock as Staff Envelope. The blog had been searching for a new envelope since Maury Zopp was fired for misappropriation of tadpoles in January, 1992. Pock, the cousin of staff member Olin, will begin his tenure in May, 2011.


- Correspondent Nickafontazius Lem

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