Lembeck Missing, Feared Gay

Buddy Lembeck, recently brought on by some moron as an editor here at the Jerk, has gone missing.

Lembeck (Missing)


It has long been suspected by fellow staff members that Lembeck was leading a double life: One as a cheerful, loving staff editor that no one liked; the other as an in the closet, raging homosexual with a penchant for red-headed boys.

To this end, Buddy Lembeck has gone missing, and even if found, will not be welcome back at the Jerk as we now have a strict Anti-Lembeck policy.

- JP Jones